Non E21 & off topic dumpster

[Mobster]

Guess this satisfied customer is getting even with his local Suzuki dealership!

This video is well funny. The woman is knocking on the window "excuse me Mr, but parking is round the back" hahahahaha what a stupid person she is !!!

[Mcinek]

Did you ever try to understand the difference between Holland and The Netherlands?

Keep on trying! Can you imagine what more we have to deal with, with a government like that?

Thanks for that. Once I asked my friends why in english your country is called both Holland and The Netherlands and no one could have given me the answer:).

In polish The Netherlands is called Holandia which I know now isn't correct.

I still have no idea why people who live in The Netherlands are Dutch and the language is called Dutch also. As stated in the video it should be Netherlanders who speak Netherlandish.

[Jeroen]

That's correct, and less confusing. People usually don't understand that the Dutch speak Dutch and that is an onther language than the Deutsch the Germans are speaking. Just to add some confusion. BTW the Dutch language is derived from the Deutsch. And in Romanian history there were north Europeans that came to their country and they are called the Dac (hence also Dacia), also pronounced as Dutch but they were more likely to be Scandinavians than Dutchmen. I'll try to think of some more confusing stuff haha!

[Jeroen]

Gave user Fostersice a permanent ban and removed his posts. After multiple warnings for opening multiple project topics and asking questions that could be answered by using the search option, which he found too much hassle, he first received a 7 day ban. Came back yesterday with a whole bunch of posts saying that he was banned for posting in the wrong topic or making other incorrect statements I decided it was time to say goodbye. I don't feel like putting my precious time in correcting people that are not willing to invest some time of their own. Babysitting is not my hobby.

[nas80]

its not difficult to post things in the right section.. whats the boggle? everyone else manages it!

I used to be a moderator of my local car club, and know what its like..

[TopCat]

Gave user Fostersice a permanent ban and removed his posts. After multiple warnings for opening multiple project topics and asking questions that could be answered by using the search option, which he found too much hassle, he first received a 7 day ban. Came back yesterday with a whole bunch of posts saying that he was banned for posting in the wrong topic or making other incorrect statements I decided it was time to say goodbye. I don't feel like putting my precious time in correcting people that are not willing to invest some time of their own. Babysitting is not my hobby.

he seemed unduly difficult- we can't have that!

[Jeroen]

Now THAT are decent winter tyres!

[Mihajlo]

Looks very gripy!
it must be super soft these days!

[Jeroen]

That why it's soft compound comes in handy LOL

[Jeroen]

How to beat the ever so slow city traffic in a M5

[TopCat]

Now THAT are decent winter tyres!

look like Toyo R888s or perhaps those Federal 595RS?

[Jeroen]

R888's indeed. Not mine btw, wildest setup atm is R1-R's on the 320iS. Which happen to do pretty good in the wet even, but not tested in snow.

[TopCat]

you should see the state of mine after those enduros!

we ran then reversed when dry (they are better that way) but because of possible JoBurg Thunderstorms ran them mostly the right way around- causing huge wear because it did not rain!!!

[Jeroen]

MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

[323baur]

Brilliant. Do you have space on your couch tonight?