Yes...it looks like its me who's just a facking retard. Checked an old picture i had of my engine bay and i did indeed have the battery the wrong way round. I just assumed that the red/orangy colour cable on the left of the bay was positive and made the mistake

. Balls! Anyway, the car runs fine, just need a new alternator it would seem. I assume that the battery light on the dash means its shagged ? It comes on when the car is off though which i thought was a bit strange. You would think it'd be on when the engines running as there's no charge going to the battery. WIZOR!!! Sort us an alternator out me old tea pot lid!
p.s- It seems the 323 alt's are 65 amp and the 320/6 55 amp. Could i use a 323 one without overloading anything? And are all the fitments the same ?? Ta