
I went through the full ETM wiring diagram of the car to make sure everything functions as it should. I took this picture right around Christmas, so here's a fully illuminated gauge cluster with all its pretty lights

The only issue I don't quite understand is the fuel gauge - it drops to 0, until I pull out the sender and move the float - then it goes up and down the scale as it should. Maybe some kind of grounding issue with the tank? Not sure.

In the process of defornicating the wiring harness, I found the worst splices on earth inside the fusebox. Barf.

Fixed with an uninsulated butt splice and adhesive heat shrink. Done.

Checking the fuel system - system pressure looks great.

The control pressure was a challenge to set up, but I think I got it mostly to where it should be...

... most of the challenge was due to the fact that I installed the bimetallic strip into the WUR upside-down. The control pressure would decrease as the system warmed up! I got that all squared away and now it looks good.
After some coaxing, I got it to start and run! I'm pretty happy with that considering that two months ago I didn't even know how K-Jet worked. I rebuilt the fuel distributor and warmup regulator with parts and rebuild guides from kjet.biz – I highly recommend them, Colin was very responsive and helpful over email.
So after I got it to idle and start to warm up, I noticed it dripping coolant, from somewhere on the radiator.

I had to track it down and see if it was fixable.

Found it. That little tiny split on one of the tubes caused it to hemorrhage coolant. (The broken fins are the result of my, maybe less than elegant, inspection methods.)
Being that this car was never sold in America, OEM(ish) radiators are impossible to find here. Obviously one option is W&N, but it's not cheap, and even less cheap to have shipped halfway across the world. eBay, however, is another story.

I found this on eBay for $122 shipped. Definitely Chinese. Might need some modification to fit, but for $122 you can't go wrong! (Note: you can.)

I am pretty sure this radiator was designed over the phone. First, I had to cut the flanges off the sides of the core because otherwise it was too wide to fit in the core support. The cups on the bottom to locate onto the rubber mounts were mid-plane as they should be; this works fine for a radiator that's 2" deep, but not so much for one that's 3" deep. Hence the mounts are off-center by about .5". I also doesn't allow the mechanical fan to fit.

You'll also notice the lower hose barb practically points forward compared to where the hose meets it.
The seller was apologetic and tried to help me make something work, and gave me a partial refund. But ultimately, I think this is just different enough to not work. I could chop off the mounting cups and lower barb, and have them relocated by someone who can weld aluminum, so I will keep that in my back pocket.
But for now - and hate me all you want for this - I'll just hit that crack with JB Weld. Will this radiator fail at the next weakest point? Well, I mean obviously, the end tanks have a 1981 molding date on them. That will just keep me on my toes while driving it.

Current state of the engine bay. If you didn't assume by the white core support, hood, and fender, this car definitely was crashed at some point.
That's all for now. Are there any fellow California 323i owners on this board? I have questions about federalization and smog requirements!