E34 Hartge H5 for sale- low miles

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Look what I found!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-E34-BMW- ... 1e779a3f66

This advert is worth reading for this bit alone- I think written by Victor Meldrew ("from One foot in the grave":

"Please, no messages from beltless jean wearing, cap wrong way round & un-tied shoe laced know-alls trying to tell me they can buy an M5 for this sort of money - well to all you un-educated, illiterate & brainwashed timewasters - YOU CAN, so why not just do it without bothering me ??? But, when you do find your 200,000 plus miles ( when the clocks turning the right way !!! ) M5 thats a worn out, tired & abused track day hack - just waiting to eat into your finances, remember this - there were thousands of E34 M5's built, yet only a handful of E34 H5's hand-built, and this ones had an easy life with very little careful use along with a full service history with all MOT's in its favour ! If I was the type that hung around horsemeat take-away joints ( Mc? ) all night long wetting myself everytime some exhaust-scraping euro-box with black windows & a dustbin sized bass speaker drive around the car park trying to impress schoolgirls sucking on their thick shakes only to hide when the parents turn up, I'd at least do some research into whatever unusual, special or rare car I was interested in BEFORE I contacted the seller - simples !!! I know a good car - period."[/i][/color][/b][/b]